Friday, April 10, 2009

Zeke at Petco

I SMELL PUPPIES. DO YOU SEE THE PUPPIES? HUH, DO YOU SEE THE PUPPIES? THERE’S PUPPIES OVER THERE, DO YOU SEE THE PUPPIES? WANNA PLAY WITH THE PUPPIES, HUH? CAN WE? CAN WE PLAY WITH THE PUPPIES? SEE THE PUPPIES? I SEE PUPPIES? MUST GET TO PUPPIES. PLAY WITH PUPPIES. CAN WE PLAY WITH PUPPIES? I SEE PUPPIES. SEE THE PUPPIES? CAN WE GO THE STORE? I SMELL GOOD THINGS IN THE STORE. SMELL THE GOOD STORE? REALLY GOOD SMELLS. OH MY GOD! THERE IS A FURRY THING. SEE THE FURRY THING. SEE THE FURRY THING. I CAN’T SMELL FURRY THING. MUST SMELL FURRY THING. OH MY GOD THE FURRY THING MOVED. DID YOU SEE IT MOVE? DID YOU SEE THE FURRY THING MOVE? CAN’T SMELL FURRY THING. OH MY GOD ANOTHER FURRY THING.LITTLE FURRY THING. OH MY GOD THE FURRY THING MOVED FAST. SEE THE FURRY THING. CAN’T SMELL FURRY THING. WHAT’S THAT? OH MY GOD IT SMELLS SO GOOD. CAN YOU SMELL THAT? IT’S FISH IN THOSE LITTLE CANS. I CAN SMELL FISH. IT SMELLS SO GOOD OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT? TOYS TOYS OHMY GOD SO MANY TOYS. CAN YOU THROW IT? PLEASE THROW THE TOY. SO MANY TOYS. WHAT’S THAT? OH MY GOD IT’S A HOOF, MUST EAT THE HOOF, OH GOOD, SHE IS THROWING THE HOOF, NO NOT THAT, DO N’T PUT IT BACK. THROW THE HOOF. NO, I’LL EAT THE HOOF. OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT BONE. IT’S HUGE, IT SMELLS SO GOOD MUST EAT THE BONE. THROW THE BONE THROWTHE BONE. NO LET’S EAT THE BONE. WHAT’S THAT, OH MY GOD IT’S A PLASIC THINGY THAT SQUEAKS. THROW THE THINGY. I’LL GET IT . NO, DON’T THROW IT, I’LL EAT THE THINGY. OH MY GOD IT’S SO LOUD. MUST KILL THE SQUEAK. IT’S TOO LOUD. I LOVE THIS STORE. OH WHAT’S THAT. IT SMELLS SO GOOD. CAN WE EAT IT, NO OK OK MUST NOT EAT THAT. LET’S GO OVER HERE THERE ARE FURRY THINGS. SEE THE FURRY THING? THROW THE FURRY THING, EAT THE FURRY THING. OH MY GOD DOG FOOD DOG FOOD DOG FOOD DOG FOOD. CAT FOOD CAT FOOD CAT FOOD. WHAT’S THAT. DON’T LIKE THAT SMELL. WHAT’S THAT OH MY GOD DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT IT. THIS WAY THIS WAY THIS WAY. NO, NOT THAT WAY, THIS WAY, THIS WAY. OH THE SMELLS ARE GOOD HERE. CAN WE EAT IT? NO MUST NOT EAT IT. OH, I CAN EAT THIS. NO, MUST NOT EAT THAT. THIS WAY, GO THIS WAY. BACK TO FURRY THING. IT MOVES, OH MY GOD THE FURRY THING MOVED AGAIN. CAN YOU GET HIM OUT FOR ME. HE WANT S TO PLAY WITH ME. THROW THE FURRY THING. OH THERE IS THE FISH IN THE CAN AGAIN. I LOVE THAT SMELL. CAN I EAT IT? NO MUST NOT EAT FISH IN THE CAN. WHAT’S THAT? WOW OH WOW. WHAT’S THAT MUST SMELL THAT . WOW OW WOW I LOVE THIS STORE. FOOD ON THE COUNTER. I CAN GET THAT FOR YOU. OH NO, MUST NOT JUMP ON COUNTER. FOOD ON THE SHELF. NO WRAPPER OR BOX. I CAN EAT THAT. OH THAT IS SO GOOD. NO MUST NOT EAT FOOD ON SHELF. PUPPIES I SEE PUPPIES OH MY GOD MUST PLAY WITH PUPPIES. THIS WAY TO PUPPIES. NO MUST NOT PLAY WITH PUPPIES. RUN TO PUPPIES IF I RUN FAST, CAN PLAY FAST AND PLAY WITH PUPPIES. NO CAN’T RUN TO PUPPIES. OH MY GOD THERE ARE BARKING PUPPIES. THIS WAY THIS WAY THIS WAY TO PUPPIES. FIND THE BUS. MUST FIND THE BUS. NEED TO GET IN THE BUS. LOVE THE PUPPIES. BYE PUPPIES. BYE GOOD STORE.

1 comment:

Dakota's Puppy Raiser said...

Oh Zeke, you are too funny. Get a hold of yourself! Of course, I'm laughing because we've BEEN THERE, DONE THAT!